What’s your fax number?

I’ve just shit myself

Less volatile than I expected.

- last message sent from Note 7

Finally, a battery charge that is nothing to Bragg about.

they are grown men parents need to tell children hey don’t do that and here’s why

Yes how dare full grown adults be able do do something legal

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Well, I’d like to go talk to Josh, but Josh is in Cleveland and I’m in Miami.

The plan is to turn the country into Kansas, so why not fill the government with the people responsible for that mid-west success story?

Kris Kobach is a man with a PhD from Oxford and a JD from Yale. He’s not dumb enough to think voter fraud is a thing; he’s smart enough to know he can trick people into thinking that voter fraud is a thing so he can kneecap his political opposition.

So White Supremacists are an unimpressive 1-1 this week.

Wake me up when he announces his final solution to campaign finance reform.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Give it time. Soon he will have written all the best pages. Great pages. Yuge pages. Nobody writes pages like Donald Trump writes pages.

That was a turnover too.

Randomly bolded words....damn you are serious about this.

It won’t even take that. The problem with OPEC is that no member ever actually adheres to the production cuts, so they constantly self-sabotage their efforts.

Nah, the alcoholic is the guy who needs a strict rule on the amount he allows himself to drink.

Dude, I can’t believe people are trying to call you an alcoholic and just wanted to say I totally agree with you. This article is judgemental as hell and basically says that everyone who has more than two drinks becomes a tiresome drunk that you can look down on as you sip your glass of water and then smugly go home.…

in reading the replies to your post I am reminded that most people on here and most Gawker writers were losers in high school who still resent people having fun, even though they are at the least deep into their 20s/30s. It’s pretty sad.