Three feet of Subway the fall of my senior year. Meatball subs were $2.99 each, and I followed those up with a Cold Cut Combo. I was a was 6'3", 210lb varsity football player and I could eat and eat and eat and eat.

I’ve been shot. Wrong place, wrong time whilst at a Halloween party when I was 16 years old.

A headline written for jokes. Now...to sit back and watch the debauchery unfold.

Remember though, Newman had the hot lamp turned the wrong way so rather than Jerry wilting and sweating, it was Newman who was basically interrogating himself.

Lol. You just lost all credibility.

Someone graduated from OU....

OF COURSE HE IS.

Yea...don’t use these in water unless you enjoy a nice bit of drowning with your afternoon pool activities.

Yea...don’t use these in water unless you enjoy a nice bit of drowning with your afternoon pool activities.

(look at THIS farging icehole!)

Stopped reading at “lolwut.” Careful, 12-year-old, your Panther is showing.

“18.1 per game might have helped, I guess.”

Elitism. 

Buddy used one in his Honda Accord coming back from a powerlifting meet in Colorado, just to see what would happen.

So Michigany.