Merman:

I still haven’t forgiven Jack Black for the abomination that is Shallow Hal, so that would be a no from me.

I’m more the stoner comedian type than musician type, and also prefer blondes, but you’re totally right.

I would both Seth & Jack BUT I take issue with saying they’re the same type at all. Jack is actually really classically handsome— good bone structure, expressive eyes, etc. Seth is a little more unconventional, smooshy faced.

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Now where’s bathtub (hot spring?) samurai Geralt?

The 30 something white dude sitting in the row behind me (another 30 something white dude) said “So on the nose” when that “splash page” shot happened. But comics are all pretty on the nose anyway--and that really felt like it was right out of the comics. I’d rather something like that be a little too on the nose than…

Sure it was silly and it was obviously shot as a “cool comic book page moment”. However you know who loved it?

Obviously the correct thing to do would have been to calmly explain why her emotional response to the scene was invalid.

The scene was silly and seemingly made for future gifs or memes, but the teenage girl sitting near me in the theater cheered her head off.  So that’s kinda cool at least.  The similar scene in the last movie definitely worked better.

Seriously. It’s like no one saw what she just did to the spaceships, Peter Parker included. “I don’t know how you’re gonna make it through all that!”

I loved how Rocket called Mantis “the chick with the antennas”. She’s on his team and he doesn’t even know her name.

Spoilers, not that you should be surprised given the article’s disclaimer:

Jeremy Irons was fucking perfect.  Chewy’s not a bad replacement, but Irons has such fucking menace in his voice.

Oh, man. Was not expecting to get chills from some of the shot-for-shot reproductions. 

Of course, that’s a controversy in itself, as some people believe all scandals must end in -gate. It’s being referred to as Gatenamegate.

I’d give anything if Christopher Plummer were to become a recurring cast member on “Fuller House.”

To be fair, replacing her with Christopher Plummer would probably make this movie infinitely better.

The saddest part of these stories is how so many performers and craftspeople’s work gets nullified by one individual’s crime, be it dumb parenting or sexual abuse, to name a couple. In some cases, you can replace the offending star in the 11th hour with Christopher Plummer. But Mr. Plummer can’t right all wrongs. We…

Yep, what he did to Shelley Duvall was literally torture.