The NSA has obviously found and recovered the UFO and now running a disinformation program.

You’re correct, my bad. I’ll go with watery tart, then.

Moistened bint. Huge difference.

Because you don’t vote for kings.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.

Weird how no one has ever said this about the Guardians of the Galaxy or X-men.

and that he flies through the galaxy on a ship with no name 

I figured someone was dying....not someone was dead. 

When Michael was warning the humans that without his human suit he’s a hideous tentacle monster I became convinced he’d eventually be forced to loose the suit only to reveal that he’s an angel now, compete with wings and glittery halo. After today’s episode I’m convinced he’ll have a halo and finally be able to…

It’s a variation on the Mindy St. Claire situation. Mindy only reached the Medium Place because her absolute last act was to perform the very first step of an expansive project to earn lots of Good Place points, and they couldn’t figure out how to allocate the points properly.

This episode showed why Simone wasn’t right for Chidi. Eleanor would have stayed to help Chidi because she loves him. The furthest Simone can go is to respect his position. I thought it was a really great subversion. And can I just have Chidi and Eleanor back plz for awhile before the end? In a really great way I…

What if this all turns out to be a test to see if Michael (and/or Janet) deserves to become a human? lol

He’s one of their absolute motherfucking pornstars,

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

Yeah, come to think of it, the dream probably evolved over time after I’d seen that one.  Despite the first one terrifying me, I saw every sequel as soon as it became available on VHS.

I was 6 years old when my grandmother of all people decided I should watch A Nightmare on Elm Street with her. I had a recurring nightmare about Freddy Krueger crashing my birthday party(?) for years after that.

I think it’s time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let’s AHHHH MY KNEE

The Ogrons never mastered the art of the comb-over though.