He has always been the go-to for the worst of bigotry, and has a knack at surprising me with the depths of his hatred. Remembers lynch mobs fondly, even if he wasn’t a part of them - he is from a sundown town.

he’s a psycho.

He is awful. He told me not to go to Kenya because...Nevermind. He is terrible.

no idea. probably just to intimidate her.

well as long as the chance of a thing is nonzero it’s an inevitability.

ohmigosh, he was RICH!?! no way! it’s almost like a tax return from a decade ago doesn’t help anyone!

The first time my mother met my father’s parents, his father answered the door nude and put on a porno during dinner.

lol the doctors told my parents “i can’t tell, let’s make it a boy”

hey, i was in the same boat you are man and from experience,

Can I still only stream media from my computer? Can’t use the external drive as a media source?

so much head, so little face. not a sex joke!

totally true! my nephew just turned two last friday. my sister is an addict and was using when she was pregnant, as was her boyfriend, so my mother got custody of him and i moved back home to help her. i made the silly decision to start playing destiny last year and it is impossible. but i completely don’t care.

i cannot wait to ride a fell beast.

shoulda put lamb’s blood on the magnificent wall’s big beautiful door

my second run through i was romancing triss and i just felt terrible the whole time.

oooh i bet i know some dead people who would have loved to have been trans-white. >:(

look, anyone who uses eschaton in a sentence wins 1000 internets. so here you are!!

cruise is thought to be averting apocalypse and helping people go clear. they believe his MEST powers - power of matter, energy, and space/time - are so powerful that he is fighting a psychic and material war in defense of humans, just l ron was said to have. obviously this is bunk but that’s what they mean.

whales are people.

Ikaihla, a human monk. She was a civil servant who served the Harpers to steal half-fiend children from their monstrous parents, if they were evil, so they could be raised to fight fiends and fallen celestials. She joined a Spelljammer crew on a ship called the Toho, which essentially did the same thing but with giant…