seriously every other post is about malls
Sociologists care less about malls

Spaceship is also about shoplifting

Spaceship is also about shoplifting

That really is a great example of Michael only hearing what he wants to hear. I mean, honestly. It's GOB. As in, Gobias Industries. The guy who has a puppet he sings to named Franklin, that Michael is very aware of. He still gives his idiot brother the check.

That really is a great example of Michael only hearing what he wants to hear. I mean, honestly. It's GOB. As in, Gobias Industries. The guy who has a puppet he sings to named Franklin, that Michael is very aware of. He still gives his idiot brother the check.

YOU SAID FATHER WAS MY FATHER BUT MY UNCLE IS MY FATHER! MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE!

YOU SAID FATHER WAS MY FATHER BUT MY UNCLE IS MY FATHER! MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE!

There are other John Larroquette references, I think Tobias makes a few about him looking for a meaty character role

There are other John Larroquette references, I think Tobias makes a few about him looking for a meaty character role

250ccs would be roughly about .25L of sperm. That's a lot of jizz, like 8.4 something ounces. That's 3/4 of a coke can. Of sperm. George is a great man indeed.

250ccs would be roughly about .25L of sperm. That's a lot of jizz, like 8.4 something ounces. That's 3/4 of a coke can. Of sperm. George is a great man indeed.

Jimmy Kimmel, about to reveal that if you put a person who's still funny on a comedy show, it can succeed!

Jimmy Kimmel, about to reveal that if you put a person who's still funny on a comedy show, it can succeed!

I think the forbes list has him clearing about 2x american idol money in a year already, and motherfucker is already busy as hell producing, directing, inventing, gokarting, fashioning, kim-kardashian-ing. How will he even find time to stunt with that schedule.

I think the forbes list has him clearing about 2x american idol money in a year already, and motherfucker is already busy as hell producing, directing, inventing, gokarting, fashioning, kim-kardashian-ing. How will he even find time to stunt with that schedule.

Nah, that's the absolute fuckin truth. Kanye KNOWS music, that motherfucker turned hipsters onto Odd Future, he's one of the GOAT producers, dead or alive. Motherfucker produced the Blueprint and that's like, that was him BEFORE his first album. For all of the absolutely correct shit he says on TV that people make him…

Nah, that's the absolute fuckin truth. Kanye KNOWS music, that motherfucker turned hipsters onto Odd Future, he's one of the GOAT producers, dead or alive. Motherfucker produced the Blueprint and that's like, that was him BEFORE his first album. For all of the absolutely correct shit he says on TV that people make him…

it is unnerving
it makes his face look like some amorphous blob a lot of the time

it is unnerving
it makes his face look like some amorphous blob a lot of the time

gross