gross

tmz's job is to stalk and mock hollywood celebrities—they're really one of the few organizations with a committment to asking awkward questions and that has manpower and resources devoted to asking these questions of celebrities
ABC on the other hand only has to recycle AP coverage and send assholes in suits around…

tmz's job is to stalk and mock hollywood celebrities—they're really one of the few organizations with a committment to asking awkward questions and that has manpower and resources devoted to asking these questions of celebrities
ABC on the other hand only has to recycle AP coverage and send assholes in suits around…

youre 15/16
you're gonna do almost all of your growing up, as it were in like the next 3 years, and most life experiences, tastes, whatever, are about to get fixed and made much more difficult to change without looking like/being a complete tool

youre 15/16
you're gonna do almost all of your growing up, as it were in like the next 3 years, and most life experiences, tastes, whatever, are about to get fixed and made much more difficult to change without looking like/being a complete tool

So breaking bad isn't real

So breaking bad isn't real

Actually
if the real reason was just he needed a grand slam, I would respect the shit out of mike for not taking walt to breakfast, his favorite meal

Actually
if the real reason was just he needed a grand slam, I would respect the shit out of mike for not taking walt to breakfast, his favorite meal

well, it's not like it's reasonable to expect a 50 year old man under threat of death to escape being handcuffed to a radiator in under an hour. Clearly Walt had no tools and had to MacGyver the shit out of it in order to get free. And if he gets free, Mike just shoots him and ends the problem. If Walt manages to…

well, it's not like it's reasonable to expect a 50 year old man under threat of death to escape being handcuffed to a radiator in under an hour. Clearly Walt had no tools and had to MacGyver the shit out of it in order to get free. And if he gets free, Mike just shoots him and ends the problem. If Walt manages to…

I didn't think of it as a trophy. I think he was just flexing. I mean there's a word for it and everything, it contextualizes his actions in a way that shows he is a criminal but not necessarily crazy crazy. I thought of it the way Walt obsesses over crusts or the way Jesse kept reliving his killing Gale. One thing…

I didn't think of it as a trophy. I think he was just flexing. I mean there's a word for it and everything, it contextualizes his actions in a way that shows he is a criminal but not necessarily crazy crazy. I thought of it the way Walt obsesses over crusts or the way Jesse kept reliving his killing Gale. One thing…

Few options:
1 ziptie
Mike did not plan for Walter to escape being ziptied to a radiator for an hour
it's also super uncomfortable to ziptie like that, and not necessary as far as he's concerned when the option is if Walter escapes, kill him quickly because he's not better at hiding than Mike is at finding, and is in…

Few options:
1 ziptie
Mike did not plan for Walter to escape being ziptied to a radiator for an hour
it's also super uncomfortable to ziptie like that, and not necessary as far as he's concerned when the option is if Walter escapes, kill him quickly because he's not better at hiding than Mike is at finding, and is in…

100 dollar tips, and it's your birthday
AS MUCH AS YOU NEED MR. LAMBERT

100 dollar tips, and it's your birthday
AS MUCH AS YOU NEED MR. LAMBERT

You need 5 lines each to make a 5 and a 2 in that manner. Walt would've had to get 5 pieces of bacon to get that 52

You need 5 lines each to make a 5 and a 2 in that manner. Walt would've had to get 5 pieces of bacon to get that 52

I dunno, in what universe can you go "Oh, he's ziptied to the radiator, he'll just melt it off using an improvised blow torch made from the wire to a coffee maker that is 10 feet away from him and above him