fage and bust

Yes, Johnny Manziel is a wreck, we get it. Now get back to confusing us about whether or not Cam Newton is a quitter and sore loser.

I guess living in Cleveland, you get used to drinking that old fire-water. And that also means whatever’s flowing through the Cuyahoga River.

That letter confused me, because I didn’t understand the concept of scrambling eggs in the pan. Like, there are people who drop an egg in the pan then scramble it? Savages.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

While attending, they could have handed out some Thin Mints.

They should’ve let the girls go to the concert. Sure, they’d be tagalongs, but they’d have fun all the same.

Bill Curry

Jerry Kramer.

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That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

So much of the Patriots’ success is based on giving Brady time to let plays develop, but with his limited mobility...

Someone’s mad they can’t jump

Wait, you weren't joking? Too bad because your response was pretty damn funny.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

I just really like pretty cakes.