It’s amazing to me how many people are so quick to either blame Eva, or claim that she’s lying (on this thread, even!) without truly knowing the full scope of the situation.

Well Brittany sucks anyway, she never appreciated my cashmere and forearm combo. Cuffed sweater for days.

baseless assumptions != deductive reasoning

I’ll always star John Mulaney

I tend to not think about the things that are just assumptions of how people live their lives. I’m a face value man.

No, YOU don’t need it. Others do.

I’m not as religious as I once was, but it definitely has given me the outlook to just keep pushing forward. My religion has helped me through some really rough times and it has only provided a positive spin on my life.

Why do we need a compromise? Why can’t they just be whoever they are? What’s the tug of war here?

Then don’t try and understand it. You like your things and I’ll like mine. They don’t have to be the same thing. If you don’t enjoy it then enjoy other things instead.

Ugh a bit ago I had a few to many every-drinks and barfed up tilapia and spinach. That leafy shit was just clinging to my cheeks for dear life even the next morning.

ITT: People that assume that 3 seconds from a video tells them everything about the relationship between two people.

Good gravy.

Are those going away?? Because they’re fucking hilarious every time.

Fuck, dude. I don’t know how to handle my thoughts.

Call me a coward then because I don’t need poo pants in my 20s.

Fage or bust

For a second I thought it was some weird way of having fluffy, scrambled eggs before they touch the pan and then he just heats them up. I actually tossed around the possibility of that for a number of minutes before I realized he meant that his wife cracks the eggs into the pan then scrambles them.

There is always a middle ground.

Yeah I saw those other posts about that. It’s not like he’s someone you can just forget about if you’ve been friends for so long.

Yeah obviously being 5'7 at your weight would be a disaster.

Humoring him is pretty saintly. I don’t know how I could put up with that for too long.