I mean, at that point he’s really trying way too hard to seem independent from technology/pop culture. He reminds me of those people that claim they’ve never heard of “a Justin Beeper,” or claim to not know which sport the “Superb Bowl” is for.

6'2" and 300 definitely gets a “damn!” from me. That’s large as shit.

Hoe much do you weigh? I’ve never even heard of anyone I know breaking a seat.

They physics make perfect sense! It’s the standing that boggles me. When you stand, don’t your cheeks push together? That makes wiping just that much harder.

Never once have I had that problem. What toilets have a water level that high?

Bill Curry

It’s not like that’s the joke or anything

If I had a choice, I’d say call her Link. Let Link be like James Bond, where it “Link” isn’t necessarily one person, but the title given to a line of heroes. This Link just happens to be a girl.

A buddy of mine has an enormous dirty dishes pet peeve. He said he lived with guys who would leave the dirty shit in the sink all the time. Eventually it got to the point where whenever my friend would find dirty dishes in the sink, he’d shatter them in the trashcan.

My personal take is Somebody to Love, but that’s just me

Is this real?

Yeah Mojo made it in his toilet wine in jail.

Not muted, Windows 7 Chrome

We shall see. Work will possibly put me near St. Louis next year so I’ll see for myself what it’s all about.

I agree. While it does make for interesting audio, this is pretty intrusive.

I’m not from St. Louis, so all my information comes from internet forums, where, as we all know, only scum post. It’s probable then that my outlook is skewed, but I’m just saying what I see.

I never said otherwise?

Statements never apply to every fan, but in multiple forums I’ve gone to, top posts have often been “Fuck Jason Heyward.” There’s a lot more bitterness than I’ve seen with other team trades.

So testy. I guess I envy the fact that you have so much time to waste that you’ll buy any game on the market only to resort to cheating immediately because you assume it’ll bore you. You do you.

What you do isn’t horrifying to me. My “horrifying” statement was referring to your logic jumps.