Um, you never mess with a person's food. Ever. Unless you want to loose your food handlers card/license/ you like getting charged with a crime.

For me, it's not about the child as much as it is about to other adults there. Haven't you ever been in some sort of adult place and some jackass decided that it was perfectly okay to bring their screaming infant who should have been in its bed because "they're so portable at this age!"? Or their toddler run among…

Oh, young Val. I think I attained puberty while watching him in Willow.

Dodai DB!

this is why i only ever hook up with the girls from tinder because one time i hooked up w/ this guy

Touching someone's ceiling is definitely something you don't do till AT LEAST date 7.

have you read ANYTHING about the psychology of domestic abuse, any statistics around it, and the danger people face when they try to leave? and really, i question if you watched the video, because it looks like someone trying to stay safe in an enclosed space and protect herself, only to be idk knocked unconscious and…

Hi troll. How goes the trolling? Enjoying being seen as an awful human?

Should you make it through the initial screening process, please be prepared to submit:

Songs count if performed on guitar, but not piano. (Look, nobody can be held responsible for the pure sexual power of a man playing the piano, ok? Spontaneous piano-playing ups the Vaginas Touched Through Music count to incalculable levels.) Violin counts, but not viola. Also, cello, but not bass. Bass never…

How about medical professionals? You know, the turn your head and cough variety. And what about Joey's tailor? Does he count?

Every time Jezebel or Groupthink writes about online dating, I become more sympathetic to the whole process.

how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis

I'm having such a hard time believing this comes from a woman and not an MRA-type guy. I would bet $5 that this profile was set up by an MRA to show that women are demanding asses, when, in fact, it's full of things that are of interest to MRA (number of sexual partners / purity, excessive beliefs in matching…

"how many vaginas have you touched?"

My sole criteria is that the man have guinea pigs, and pet them.

This comment makes you gross.

Hello fellow life-long singleton! I feel like everything you just said is me in a nutshell. I still have my bouts of poor-me, but they are getting to be fewer and far-between, so now I'm mainly being pragmatic and figuring out how to do all the stuff I want to do, without having to wait for a man to want to set up…

Same here. I'm one of the privileged(?) women who are blessed with invisibility. I'm just attractive/normative enough to escape violent hostility from men, but just undesirable enough that they're not knocking down any doors to get to me either. I browse online dating sites when I'm feeling bored but I'm not really…

because I've successfully completed my bucket list of horrible men : alcoholic, abusive, cheater, serial cheater, closeted, chronic liar, drug addict, bipolar, narcissist, borderline personality disorder, sucicidal, secret second cell phone having, deadbeat dads....