the worst is when i get a phonecall and i sound like, messed up because i have been laughing and i have to try and settle myself down.

ditto, i had to read it on the fly at my desk. i work the front at a law office and people were asking what was wrong with me, and i was like, "nothing, i'm just—my stomach hurts from laughing silently at this b*tch who ate too many cheese sticks brb omg dying."

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

At this point I am just hoping that each and every one of these trash monsters dies in a freak jerkoff accident. #BanMen

I see he's following the Rick Perry Glasses Makes Me Look Smarter school of fashion.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

I am furious with the way Ferguson has been shuttled off to the side by many Americans, but I'm not sure the ice bucket challenge has anything to do with that. At all. We're capable of caring about multiple things at once. Some people are choosing not to. The people who are using the ice bucket challenge as a way of…

clicks don't bait themselves.

Once I flew to my semester abroad with literally everything I owned, including cutlery, but somehow my forks were stashed in my carry-on. They obviously stopped me at security and made me throw them out (but not the butter knives?), but nothing came of it other than needing forks when I arrived. The next day was one…

I have just realized that I am actually meant to be an author, but I don't plan on ever writing anything ever. I just wanted you to know that.

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Actually, as A Bisexual Person, I honestly don't feel like I need a bunch of married ladies to brag about how they totally do have fantasies about Jennifer Lawrence...you know, for the cause. I don't give a shit what you fantasize about. Queerness is a lived identity, not how you feel in your heart of innermost…

I'm not saying Lena looks like this turkey, but her dress does.

I have no problem with the dress, I think it is terribly ill-chosen, is all. I love a lot of Lena Dunham's red-carpet looks. Just not for her. Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.

Oh god, we're supposed to have a point?!

It's a sad day when you look at a whole bunch of people and go "yep, I like Kylie Jenner the most". I know, because that just happened to me.

This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.

I'm still not too sure what an Ariana Grande is... Half of her is eyes and the other half is hair extensions. It's very uncomfortable to look at.

Someone on Twitter last night pointed out that Ariana Grande's "sexy" getup just made her look like a Spy Kid.