You sound like a Fox News anchor.

It's too bad that glossed over, because that was also the first time a married couple was shown sharing a bed and basically the first sitcom. Unfortunately the originals are lost — prior to 1948 it was broadcast live and not recorded; after that it was recorded on kinescopes but they were all destroyed decades ago.

I love that she's already wearing an enormous maternity outfit, although there's literally no way she could be showing. It's adorable, especially as she dabs at her tears.

YES FINALLY I have found my milieu! This is something at which even I can be an artiste! Afk opening toast cafe.

Sometimes people act like I'm a fanatic for never, ever giving any of my pets anything made in China, but this shit happens way too often. I do not myself ingest or use products from that region (wherever possible) so I wouldn't give it to them either.

I don't even know where to start with how ridiculous and offensive this article is.

A-fucking-men. A grace period after new releases and a very limited one after TV is fine, but jesus, if you can't keep up with pop culture, that is your problem and you need to not make it everyone else's. People who did make the effort to see it or read it should be able to discuss it without tiptoeing around in case…

I love Page Four, especially for novels. I tend to write in sections, and this lets me create a "notebook" for a particular work, add folders for specific sections, like chapters, characters, or backstories, and add separate documents to the folders. They're all organized in a tree on the sidebar. It also has a smart…

Cross-contamination can happen at any point before it gets to the store, from wildlife defecating in that field to runoff from rains to food processing equipment. And of course you know what fertilizer is? Sprouts are notorious for being the highest risk but outbreaks have been traced to everything from bagged salads…

You are STANDING UP TO THE MAN! With a bag of jelly beans stuffed down your trousers. Trying to walk out nonchalantly and not look behind you too many times.

With your pants off apparently!

Steal them in good conscience!

Me too. I was like, boy, have I been doing jelly beans wrong.

Just anecdotally, my parents' strong Episcopalian faith (in Texas) was extremely helpful to them when my sister came out to them. Well, moreso to my mother, whose "I love you no matter what" words are distinctly at variance with her consistently judgmental and critical actions.

Oh, that gives me a sad. That's one of the shows I was going to catch up on this summer because I was looking forward to the 80sness.

Eep, let me know if you get sued for copyright infringement and I'll put you in touch with a good lawyer.

I'm confused. Are the birds actually alien robots that can only be defeated by Mark Wahlberg? When they peck someone, do they explode and take out several adjacent buildings, creating a crater in the street? At how many minutes in do the birds tear off the female lead's clothes, leaving strategically-placed rags?

You have no idea what my "opinion" is, apparently, as you're completely incapable of characterizing it with any accuracy or responding to what I actually say. I know it's easier to pretend I said something different to make it easier to argue against, but it just makes you look stupid. I didn't say that he was a…

I was unaware that mansplaining makes someone a "monster." Or could it be that you can't address what people actually say and have to blow it up into a straw man so your wild swings have a chance at hitting it? Please google "how do I know when I'm making myself look like an ignorant tool on the internet?" and have a…

Won't you people PLEASE let this COUPLE who appeared on a NATIONAL tv show live their lives in PRIVATE which is what they OBVIOUSLY want and why they keep appearing on magazine COVERS and ON TV.