Aw, did the mean lady hurt your feelings? Couldn't think of anything actually substantive to say and hate feeling inadequate/ridiculous?

You're so cute! And because I can tell you're genuinely concerned and not just grasping at straws in a childish attempt to insult me (an internet stranger who gives zero shits about you), don't worry: none of those things are true. Now go tell your mommy you need your snack and nap.

Lol. Says the person with literally no idea about developmental psychology and exertion of authority. She has no control or respect her if the child won't even let her talk and goes behind her back to do things after she's already said no. This has nothing to do with the "kid being a kid."

It's funny because you're mansplaining about mansplaining, which is talking to a woman in a condescending way or like the speaker knows more about the topic than she does. He's not "negotiating," which would be more like, "If you give me a cupcake I won't hit my brother," or "For two cupcakes I'll clean my room." He's…

It must be rough to not be able to evaluate anything you read. Talking over her and refusing to listen are the definition of disrespectful.

I feel weird that I had no idea that Britney had gotten married a second time, let alone gotten divorced, and let even aloner that she's planning a third. And I feel weird that I feel weird.

Oh please do, I'm SO interested in your expert theories about how assholes are formed.

You really…shouldn't use words and phrases you don't understand. I'm not saying she caused his behavior. I'm saying she needs to correct it. Did you miss your snack and nap honey?

You're so right, it's TOTALLY better to let them get out of control and do nothing at all to correct obnoxious behaviors. Then they become snotty little dipshit commenters on the internet who don't understand simple concepts!

I was wondering if I was the only one who found this completely lacking in charm. If a three-year-old talked over me trying to mansplain something would learn some hard lessons. That child is going to be completely unbearable in ten years.

There's no need to stay in "dirty flea-pit hostels" in Southeast Asia to get by on $30 a day unless someone doesn't know what they're doing and isn't willing to research, just fyi. You just need to be aware of your costs and stay local, and some days it's actually hard to spend that much.

I would want a break too, if online "feminist" (read: gossip) magazines documented my every move while creepily declaring me their BFF.

How "smart" can she be and still not understand the difference between "laying" and "lying."

Pharrell failed to add that he has a portrait in the attic in terrible shape.

Exclusive! I was a fly on the wall during that consultation with her stylist, and it went like this:

"Out of touch" and "frigid" have nothing to do with each other, lol? I would also question whether it "goes hand in hand" with "bitchy," but regardless, saying someone is one of them in no way automatically accuses her of being the other.

Ronan Farrow's W profile is a thing of sly beauty.

Clueless and out of touch with the rest of the world are not brittle, frigid, or bitchy.

DO NOT make me agree with Jenny McCarthy on something, The View people. DO. NOT.