I've dated a lot of men like that.

Just back from patrolling the Wall, I see!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I adopted an adult dog in Korea who had only ever lived with (and been abused by) Koreans, and I'm not kidding when I say it's like she hangs on my every word and always knows what I'm talking about. You'll develop your own language with your dog anyway, or at least I do. He or she will love to hear your voice no…

SO MANY STARS.

Nutella doesn't use corn syrup. And it's made from hazelnuts.

I love when some jackass accuses someone of making a ridiculous, unfounded generalization by making a ridiculous, unfounded generalization. Point out exactly where I said he meant to kill her. Or maybe, if you read what I actually wrote (going slower might help, or out loud if you need to?), you might notice that I…

An actual chill just ran down my spine.

You know who doesn't have to live with it for the rest of her life? The woman he killed, because hers is over. He killed a human being because he was being a reckless asshole who couldn't slow down two seconds to let pedestrians cross, and he belongs in prison. Most of us have to face the consequences of our mistakes.

Her tongue looks cold too, therefore they are headed for divorce.

He was charged with negligent homicide; he pleaded to two infractions, traveling too fast and unsafe starting. I'm not even kidding.

I swear to god, I almost can't even focus right now that makes me so angry. It's not as if he didn't see them, or the tire slid on a patch of ice and Edward Cullen wasn't around, or they jumped in front of him, he killed someone because he was being an asshole. There's no accelerated rehabilitation for that.

Ross, of O'Fallon, Mo., had revved the truck's engine in an effort to get pedestrians to move, but the vehicle took off, prosecutors said. Ross told police he tried to hit the brake but hit the gas pedal instead.

I was actually wondering recently what had happened to her, I was looking forward to seeing how she developed. That mess really sucks, glad she's out of it.

Oh my goodness, spoiled indeed!

I will give you a million dollars to at least let me serve cocktail weenies.

Not pictured: the other box Hayden received, containing a heart impaled on a stiletto with a card reading, "Who's the fairest of them all? -nw"

Golden puppies are the best puppies.

Rough way to get famous, though.

Isn't it a sad day when someone can throw around the n- and f-words and call your wife an n-lover slut, and then press charges for getting what was coming to him? I almost never think violence is appropriate, but I'd like to knock out a couple teeth too.