Didn't....he just get a divorce from his child's mother? Hindsight is 20/20 I guess.

I think that'd be worth a whole movie in itself, actually, and I would totally watch Laura Linney in it.

Omg, how incredible is The Deep Blue Sea? Could have it on infinite repeat.

That would throw a whole other dimension on that situation, but she does say he's her brother in the scene where she's trying to get some with Karl and she has to explain why she keeps taking his calls. I'm not sure why she thought she could get 15 minutes to herself to get some action, though.

Imagine being the Facebook friend of this one group of people who all have magically transformative romantic experiences over Christmas, while I put a new holiday bow tie on my cat.

How is she even a waitress in a land where she doesn't speak the language?

I endorse this idea and would love to hear about it. Just...make sure there's nothing whatsoever that's personally identifiable about your account, in case someone wants to do what I would want to do to the person who actually did buy this.

Sorry, the only flags with rights are white ones.

I have two beautiful, disapproving, "timid" (read: so high-strung that every time I blink they jump across the room) cats you can have ANY TIME. I will even deliver. Actually why don't I just bring them over in the morning so your dogs and boyfriend can hear the good news as soon as possible.

I used to think that my worst nightmare was having my Google search history published. I stand corrected.

Lol, yes. "Know what I am capable of, human."

They're trying to lull me into a false sense of security, but I can tell they're planning.

The science news I'm waiting for is "Science Realizes Exercise Is Overrated/Harmful/Causing a Man-Made Global Shift in Climate." Until then I'm gonna go watch Sherlock again.

The comforting knowledge of the two sets of doorknobs between me and my cats is sometimes the only way I can sleep at night.

There are websites for that actually! I, for one, would be the last person to think that wearing a dog sweater is weird.

Actually I would think it's a given that rabbits bred for commercial purposes in China are being miserably abused. I'm glad British retailers are willing to react to this, at least; I hope American ones can get on board soon.

So I marched in there determinedly earlier, armed with a can of tuna, and I was like, YOU WILL LOVE ME. And we actually did have a bit of a breakthrough. Purring happened!

I am certainly not above playing mind games with them. I'll try anything at this point.

Just forming that much of a relationship with a feral cat is a huge accomplishment. I wasn't sure whether I should try to buy their love (or at least tolerance) but I will start trying that today.

He sounds gorgeous! I wish I had a friendly established cat if only to lessen their fear a little and make them think that maybe they aren't going to be eaten. I guess if/when these two come around, they can maybe perform that function for any possible future cats. I guess I just need to try to take a deep breath and…