I'm not sure I understand the desire for a super-talented comedian to date another comedian. Wouldn't it kind of be tiring, especially having them at dinner parties?

I literally see no difference in any of Justin Timberlake's noses.

I was going to say almost that exact same thing! I actually like him and his interviews, and he's usually a sane voice of reason among the general inanity that often overtakes the rest of the show. "Today" would probably stop being my background noise in the morning if he left...UNLESS Anderson replaces him. In which…

Nope, she's undefeated. Her wiggles and personality that is one part sassy and two parts sweet make her unstoppable.

She was a rescue so I unfortunately have no idea, do you? I assume chihuahua and pom, but must be something else because she's a healthy 15 pounds and has a really sweet personality. They really are strikingly similar.

Jaden strikes me as trying too hard. Give your eyebrows a break, kid. Your face *will* eventually freeze that way.

It was a weird dream, like a reverse-Dallas.

BEST GRANDPA EVER

Takes a certain kind of sucker to marry Jesse James.

Why doesn't Katy Perry ever know when to put it away? Or should I even be surprised at the style choices of someone who'd go on Sesame Street with her boobs falling out?

Plus that sexy air of desperation/insecurity.

Huge expensive weddings just blow my mind. That's an incredible trip to anywhere in the world, a reasonable car or, as you said, a down payment on a house. For a wedding. Can't fathom.

Probably all caused by displaced southerners ;)

Thank you. Yes.

The father/mother/asexual producer of modern television. I miss it. It took YEARS before I stopped imagine people getting drenched from above when they said "water" or slimed for offenses of which I was the final arbiter.

Does everyone agree to wear stuff from H&M to this or do they just accept that their couture gowns and bespoke suits are going to be ruined?

I'm preeeeeetty sure everyone loves to hear about my dog, because she is literally the cutest creature to ever walk the earth.