Ha! I totally missed that! I assumed the author was being reasonable and misread it. I’m an idiot!

Except he said inarguably which means can't be argued

Probably hoping to get a pardon for when he will inevitably need one down the road.

Obligatory:

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Next - the worst hairstyles in the WNBA

Simeone disagrees with you.

Many think he looks like Lady Edith from Downton Abbey.

What this post clearly shows is that these uber-wealthy professional athletes have nothing on some high school kids from Minnesota.

Neymar finally emerges from Messi and Ronaldo’s shadow.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

I don’t know, man. I love watching them fall apart. Ball rolling down the hill? Go baby. In the rough? Hell yes. I want to see them get angry. Punch it into the rough, hit the bunker, miss a putt. Throw something. Let’s make it lifelike.

The US Open is hard, sorry. There are two hard tournaments a year: The US and (sometimes)British Opens. Everything else is about blowing smoke up the golfers’ asses. Wait two months and enjoy the PGA and the -28 winning score.

This.... So much.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

My god, those pleats! They’re magnificent!

“that fat golfer??” You know Phil Mickelson is 8th highest paid athlete of all time? He’s made more than 3/4 of a BILLION dollars according to Forbes, apparently while not being an athlete. Go hit a golf ball straight over 250 yards 5 times in a row, followed by hitting it within 10 feet of any spot of your choosing 5…

Not wearing a t-shirt and thinking that gay people are less-than also should not be compared. If you can find and share the tweets where Hinkle expresses those opinions, please do so. I couldn’t.

You didn’t watch the interview.

Like you? Who apparently can’t handle people who don’t agree with you.