When I saw them it was three cats, a rooster, and a woodchuck (on the triangle).

I saw the Acrocats last year when they came to my city. Like top 5 best experiences of my life.

I’ve seen the Amazing Acro-cats before, and talked to the trainers after the show. You have to find cats that are food-oriented. Not all are. If you can’t immediately reward them, then training won’t work. The most amazing thing in the show was four cats “playing” little instruments in a rock band.

All of us have to do stuff we hate in order to eat.

I can’t load images for some reason, otherwise I’d show Joytoy Sunspray doing one of her favorite tricks of licking her genitalia. She also excels at finding clean carpet to puke on and sharpening her claws on the good furniture.

I trained my cat to do HVAC and washer/dryer units so these Ukranian broads can suck it

My cat possesses the ability to block an entire lane of household traffic with his Floofiness.

This is the first game in these conference finals (both conferences) that was decided by less than nine points and included ANY lead changes in the fourth quarter.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

He’s my height but 100lbs heavier. What a fuckin’ fatty!

Everything about this thread seems like it came from another website. Very unDeadspinny. The original comment being out of the grays, the multiple responses to what seems like mediocre trolling, lack of humor in any of them. What’s happening here?

‘As well as Houston played, the Warriors seemed affected by the team boredom that occasionally showed up in the regular season.’

Well they got away from the feed Capela mentality and finally played their game. Pass, pass, pick and roll, make your three pointers. Great Rockets basketball.

Yeah, I really don’t think this is a reasonable question at all when the answer should clearly be “no it shouldn’t.”

I think you’re missing some context. The Lions were prohibited by law from considering non-conviction felony arrests older than seven years, and to ensure that they did not violate the law, their search firm *intentionally* did not provide information about the arrest.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

LeBron’s worthless teammates still make a pornographic amount of money so they probably don’t give a fuck.

As bad of a look as it is, the gun is nothing compared to the white belt.

You know who else is a millennial? All the other kids in the draft this year. I think. Fuck if I know what the cut off is...

The only reason the ball went to left is because Gallo was so concerned about the shift in the first place. That’s the whole point, you moron. He almost never pops up to left field with the fielders in their normal positions. Gallo was obviously trying to hit it through the left side both times. That doesn’t happen if…