Yeah, let’s all act offended that a Dominican born brown man offered up a stereotypical depiction of other brown people that white people have been perpetuating for like 500 years. If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men…

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

He did not pick up the next first down.

In case you’re wondering - yep, on my fantasy team.

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

I’m black and... nah. All lives matter bro, I don’t know how long it is going to take for our community to realize that you don’t get equality by rallying around our differences.

Also, head coaching jobs are among the best deals out there (well, obviously). The DOWNSIDE RISK is that you get paid millions of dollars NOT to work (and, based on current trends, you’re almost guaranteed to be paid many millions for several years of not working). It’s truly incredible.

We can make fun of him all we want, but tomorrow morning he’s going to wake up living in Tahiti.

Huh...Sees an object flying through the sky that he couldn’t make out at first glance? Bet he wishes he could....

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

What amazes me is that some people think it’s perfectly okay to enter someone else’s home without permission or warning.

The “shit happens” statute is the only way Cincinnati chili can possibly be legal.

I think accidents do occur in life, no?

[immediately forwards story to Supreme Court of Appeal of South Africa]

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

“McGregor: “I should create my own belt because I am, in myself, my own belt. It doesn’t matter weight. It doesn’t matter if it’s a featherweight, the lightweight, the welterweight, it’s the McGregor belt, so that’s it. I’m fighting for my own belt.”

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.