Uh, he didn't decide to do it. The coach did.

My translation: “At Manchester United we won the Champions League despite the fact that I missed my fucking penalty kick. Luckily, John Terry slipped and landed on his ass, which bailed me out”.

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

This shit seems incredibly lame and unfunny for the reception it’s getting everywhere. like, “Ted 2"-level bad; maybe worse because it’s so openly proud of itself for not really being that clever

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

If that were true, don’t you think these magical engineers would have tried to make it look like Peyton had anything at all to do with the win? If you’re going to have a conspiracy theory here, why not believe that the powers that be were just trying to give Brandon McManus his first Super Bowl ring? Or punish Cam…

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

I am confused by your hatred of South Park and also by its alleged connection to Rand Paul.

I know that play is more iconic because of the timing and Cam not going for the fumble, but as a former collegiate defensive end (WELL LADEEDAAAA) his strip sack for the touchdown in the first quarter is one of the best defensive plays I’ve ever seen. To beat a tackle that badly then have the wherewithal to process…

Dallas is shit. It’s a Texas city that thinks it’s classy, but also wants to be Dallas like from the TV show. Fuck Dallas.

Legally? Nothing.

Defenders of Newton say that you must a) like him, or b) RACIST.

Don’t make this shit about race. Literally any quarterback would be getting grief for this. It doesn’t matter what happens if that fumble goes the other way and he should have at least made an effort for the ball.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Somehow, you comment is worse then the one you’re correcting. Not in terms of being factual, but in terms of necessity, humor and content, which is worse to be lacking in.

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