NOW I’LL NEVER RIGHT FUR DAEDSPINE!

I can see why the UFC is so popular right now, I might be willing to pay good money to watch someone punch Sage Northcutt in the face.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

Peeping Tom doesn’t appear anywhere in the statute - so it’s just the nickname for the charge.