the bearded dude seen below

Correction: 1-2

Username checks out.

“This is the photo of Aretha Franklin and Pattie Labelle we intended to publish”

Simplex and to the point.  

Is this in English?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

Yeah we always called it “Feces Pizza”.

They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.

I know it’s cultural appropriation but it’s really cultural laundering (a term I’ve just invented that’s a portmanteau of cultural appropriation and money laundering): take ill-gotten gains (say, R&B music), run it through a front (change something, slightly), and suddenly your ill-gotten gains are clean (white people…

Fucking moron.

You can’t possibly be suggesting some crazy idea like the separation of church and state can you? I mean, that’s madness :o

Plus his hands are too tiny

Trump isn’t fit to hold their hands for comfort. It takes a special kind of scum for a draft dodger to attack veterans with PTSD.

He got all huffy.

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.