A contrarian on the Internet?! *gasp* DJAMBI! SUMMON THE FAINTING COUCH!

He would have Reservations.

He's really not.

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Quite frankly, the internet has been nothing but a blessing for hate groups and for bigots. Yes, overall the internet has had a democratizing effect and I do think it has led to people in general becoming more liberal. But it has also led to people being reinforced in their crazy ideas in a way that was literally…

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

As a bulls fan, thank you!

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

[Heavy Breathing]

“Make America great again!”

Dafuq?

When I was four my sister told me that Aunt Jemima was my biological aunt. I didn’t question it for another three years.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

I think I’ve been conditioned by the media to assume that this is Derrick Rose.

Sidenotes: Kara is super gorgeous. I really want to try that shade of lipstick.

this thing's busted