Welcome to the cause, friend. https://jalopnik.com/carpet-in-cars-is-gross-and-stupid-so-lets-not-use-it-a-1783975814

Design language -wise and feature-wise they knocked it out of the park.

It’s actually an old composite security camera taped to a chair.

I’m really surprised there aren’t any two-toned options on offer. That Baby-Blue one with white bumpers / grille / cladding / roof would be lovely.

Don’t blame Ford...

No shit! Grant it, I love the 60s Galaxie 500 GT40, 428 and 429 CJs, but I am not a blue oval blood til I die type of guy. And my wife saw the new Bronc pics and was like “I want one”. So I guess we already have to start saving. 

Why IS carpeted floors in vehicles even a thing? I’d never even thought about this before.

Ford did good.

Ford hit a homerun maybe even a grandslam on the Bronco. And I hope GM is taking notes, but they probably will throw the notes away and do their own thing and wonder why it doesn’t sell. 

Jason, I’m shocked(and disappointed!) that you’re not using an overhead projector and transparencies.

Well, damn. Ford finally makes a vehicle I actually want, and I pretty much loathe SUVs.

My wife and I have been together for over 12 years now, and we very rarely fight. We actually got into a pretty bad argument earlier over the Bronco, as I told her I’m buying one for my DD and finally throwing a blower on my 2019 Mustang GT. She was not having any of it, and triumphantly proclaimed SHE will be the one…

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

Is it me, or the do the steelies look really good on it? They go with the whole retro thing.

To look out for rocks probably. I wish all off-roads had that option.

And why doesn’t every vehicle have one?

With as much as you want one, I guess that’s a StreetKa named Desire.

They’d be like “ yeah, well I feckin’ Now its a Ka, ya wicked pissa’

Jason,

I think my favorite variant was the Ford Ka-Ster, only available in Eastern Europe production volume 1.