I dislike the dial. There’s no tactile indication whether you are in D, R, or P.  I've had my kids distract me when parking, and I've had to look at the stupid thing to see what gear I'm in, rather than just touch it to see the position. 

I had a vehicle with the back up can integrated into the rearview mirror.  I really prefer this to it being in the dash.

“see also: Traction control”

Shit, I didn’t even know Datsun was un-dead.

So, those Canadians don’t think a southern border wall is so Looney now, eh?

Wait, what?  Are those numbers right?  $60k spent, and then it was sold for $3k?  Not hard to see why she’s the EX-wife.

My wife’s car slides. I’ve got a fairly steep, paved driveway, and she pulled in, parked, and went inside one particularly icy evening. It went all the way down the driveway, fortunately stopping before it got to the road.

I'll avoid knocking.

Holy shit! Just looked this tank up to see how accurate this was, saw that folks were getting quotes from $7-11k for either parts or full replacement. That’s batshit crazy.

Uh, ok.

I dunno, man.  I bet there is a good deal of common parts between it and my printer.

How many Leafs (Leaves?) can you have in your lawn before your insufferable neighbor calls the town on you for not taking them all up?

My car runs all the time when parked.  It does not, however, roll.

Sourcing parts for it may be an adventure in a couple years as Nissan dissolves.

“Yes, a four-wheel electric tricycle. You know, like a biped with a third leg, or a five-legged quadrupedal dog...”

When I was that age, I too was pretty dumb, like only ~95 mph dumb, not 191 mph dumb, though.

Fuck this kid with a rusty ice fishing auger.

I’m sorry Rob, I didn’t read this whole write up. I saw the age, the price, and skimmed to find the mileage, then scrolled straight to CP.

Just how short was the bus that picked you up for school?

I guess it's better than X AE-12, or whatever the fuck Elon named his kid.