At this point it’s just Tracy and Torch keeping me here. Tired of all this hipster, new urbanist hot takes. Go write for Mother Jones, that’s your audience, not a fucking car blog.

Shilling, journalist? HA!

Kind of an idiot?  That's a bit of an understatement.

Did I say that was Bernie’s plan, dipshit? I did say that confiscating ALL of their wealth, not just their income, and not based on marginal rates, that the US would run out of cash in under a year.  Bernie's bullshit plan would require massive taxhikes for each and every American.  Look, Bernie Bro, I'm sorry that…

I feel you, man.  My wife’s family pulls this shit all the time.  Her fucking neice in Oklahoma just asked us for weed money because she’s out of work and has “anxiety.”

Is that fucking math too hard for you, Bernie Bro? The accumulated wealth of the entire world’s worth of billionaires could run the US for less than 2 years.

WORLDWIDE, they are worth $8 trillion, I don't have the time right now to dig thru and see just what the Americans are worth. The US budget alone is in excess of $4 trillion. Bernie is full of shit.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Do you really believe that?

Biden is not healthy, or sharp, today.  You think this is going to improve with time and stress?

“it’s better to just ignore the president and keep doing the right thing anyway.”

Stay at it. It gets easier...most of the time.

You know, folks, I’m really going to miss this place when it’s finally finished its slow burn to the ground.

I’m a year and a half sober, and this is very trying...at least I’m still working. While I’m working I get to provide IT services to a wife that is telecommuting and a pair of surly teenagers as well, that all seem to have issues that I’ve never caused/experienced in 30 years of playing with computers.

Fuck Herb Spanfeller for driving these sites into the ground and chasing talent away.

I dunno, man, but we gotta be like two minutes to fucking midnight here.  Fucking sucks.

Stay fancy, Kristen. Tell Torch and Tracy to turn out the lights when they leave...

“the Trump administration only has setbacks rolling into the presidential election happening later this year. Will it matter? Probably not.”

There are different kinds of beets? You can’t fool me, Dwight! I know it’s you.

Tina Belcher....or Dwight Schrute?

File this under “No shit, Sherlock.”