Regardless of the authenticity, I'm picturing a similar email to Mr. Tracy, and wondering how it would read.

You’ve got to be a troll.  People aren't really this stupid, are they?

Yes, those relatable millionaire Democrats like Kerry, Obama, Sanders, Clinton, Clinton, Gore, etc. are truly interested in altruistically helping The People rather than enriching themselves and their friends though the gentleman’s agreement they have made with the opposition.

Musk is a con-man. Edison was a con-man. Trump is a con-man.

If this dipshit were alone in a room, he still wouldn’t be the smartest thing in it. As time goes on, I just can’t believe that his support isn’t dwindling.

Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if it’s all a puppet show staged for our benefit.

Uhhh...wut?

The whole shtick about Edison inventing anything is questionable. He was a thief and a liar that rise to fame through the innovation of others, and defamation of his competition.

Fucking Utah.  What a backwards, mormon shithole.

Dammit! BTTF promised me a Mr. Fusion! I want my Mr. Fusion!

Quick!  Someone get Donald some fucking crayons, preferably scented.  Those ought to distract him until he forgets about his tantrum.

I’ve slapped snow tires on my car every winter (12 ft of snow per winter on avg) for the last 24 years, driven cautiously, and never had an “accident.”

“People just stay off the roads when the weather is really bad.”

A monorail doesn’t have to deal with any distractions. It travels on a completely fixed route in a completely controlled environment. There are sensors that tell it the doors are closed and where to stop. They are not much more than a horizontal elevator.

There's no way I would ever purchase something like this.  We may get to the point where autonomous cars work well in sunny cities with reasonably nice roads, but I just don't see them getting to the point where they will work in near whiteout snowy conditions on rural roads with no markings.  I've seen how hesitant…

I knew what day it was, this holiday isn’t really a widespread day off outside schools, banks, and government offices.

Dammit man! This post should have been pinned to the top of the page!

Why are all the “latest posts” simply reposts of old articles? Does everyone have MLK day off, or did the staff of Jalopnik walk out on Herb Spamfucker?

Typically, you want to test something under ideal conditions before you introduce complicating external variables.

Saw the headline, assumed Torch.