I’m pretty sure I helped fund a private island for Bezos somewhere.

120 lbs of car parts? Sounds like Mr. Tracy bought himself an entire new Jeep project.

The same person that would buy that jacket thing.

Either way, you'll be alone and disappointed.

Let me know where you’ll be driving, and I’ll bring some cinder blocks.

Don’t mind me, I’ll be over here chucking cinder blocks off the overpass. I’ve thrown 100 so far today, so nobody’s ever gonna get hurt.

I find it interesting...when you’re not endangering the lives of others that did not consent to the risks if your narcissistic, masterbatory, asshatery.

I think you can buy the poster in 2 ply rolls at Costco.

I hope that when your poster is eventually updated to read “The Late Alex Roy” that you didn’t kill anyone that was just trying to get to work.

Fuck these twats.

What the hell is this from?

What libertarian principles does Trump hold up?  He's no libertarian.  He's far more of a kleptoterian, much like the rest of out political class.  He's just not as smooth or sneaky as the rest of those rat fuckers.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but FUCK YOU.

I bet the “air freshener” sprayed here came in a can that looked like this:

Not sure if intentional or Kinja, either way, appropriate.

Every State revenue generating scheme, ever.

Can we just stop pretending that any tax raised will actually go towards its intended role without being hopelessly diluted through graft, bribery, kickbacks, and incompetence?

Dude, why are you so easy on Porsche? You must be some kind of paid shill!

I’ve often thought the same thing.

The more important question is, "Where has this cigar been?"