Here’s some interesting stuff that’s come out today, too.

He repeated it directly to the face of the host of Face the Nation, in the White House during an interview! I thought John Dickerson was great before that, but when he just kept rolling with the interview and didn’t bite it was sublime.

He has but he forgot because dementia.

That is insane that he thinks he invented that term, I promise he overheard someone near him say it and ran with it without bothering to look it up. It has to do with government spending in a depressed economy (ala the Great Depression) to stimulate growth, which is literally the opposite of what he and the GOP want…

“This the Tivo, now, that’s the greatest! And I hear they’ve got the phones now, with pictures, whoda thought it, what’ll they think of next?” *bounces Superball against Resolute Desk* *Superball ricochet smashes several windows*

On her 90th birthday, we asked my grandmother what the greatest invention was in her lifetime. Without a moment of hesitation, she said: “birth control.”

I think it’s a veiled threat to kill Vince Foster again.

“Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe is contradicting the White House claim that fired director James Comey had lost the support of rank-and-file members of the bureau.

There’s a reason Game of Thrones is so popular. James Comey is basically Ned Stark

This cracks me up:

I’ve been obsessively keeping up with this to the point that’s it’s squashed any potential productivity for the last two days. I need a break from the news cycle, but only to make more popcorn.

a stained mattress covered in raccoon hair

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Man, I could’ve told you that was a bad idea, and I’m high as a vulture

I know this to be true, because I was a cocktail waitress at Cardwell’s in St. Louis in the ‘90's when one Mr. Jon Hamm was a waiter there. Also, he has been in my kitchen (my roommate was the costume designer of a play he was in, and roomie threw the cast party at our apartment).

Former Obama deputy assistant and Biden national security advisor asks an important question and a former CIA deputy director responds:

First, awesome username

I was on the Metro last summer and a gentleman got on and sat in a seat very close, but perpendicular to me. He appeared to be military...great shape, in a pair of khaki shorts and a polo shirt (very respectable) and carrying what appeared to be a gym bag. He could have just stepped out of the shower into fresh…

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?