I watched the story break on CNN last night. I flipped to Fox and Tucker Carlson was doing a report titled “burritos and ‘cultural appropriation’. “

Clearly money well spent by daddy bribing Harvard in exchange for Kush’s admittance. On another note, every time I see Jared and Ivanka with their smug satisfied faces out in public I feel such deep unabated loathing; they think we are all so god damn stupid. When I run on the treadmill I imagine stepping on their…

This is one of the victims. I haven’t seen any ID on the second. They were brave men and it is terrible what happened when they tried to do the right thing.

Probably because they were terrified they might be next. I’m 99% sure I would have done the same.

That was also a Pope thing. Francis is fluent in English but chose to speak to Trump in Spanish & through a translator.

In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.

Evidently there was also an incident with Macron in which maybe he should have spoken English in front of Trump, but chose to speak French instead.

“As the “couple” landed in Israel and strolled off...”

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

That was my mistake, and it won’t happen again!

Trump had to move closer to him to not lose his balance, it was a complete and thorough dismantling of Trump’s sad attempt at machismo against a guy who probably ate rocks for breakfast for the first 12 years of his life, before joining the Soviet military and getting rocks for breakfast and roundhouse kicks to the…

Omelette du fromage...

I think this guy wasn’t actually expecting it the way Trudeau was. But he’s that stocky former-Soviet type of dude that when some doughy fop tries some bush-league move like that, he’s not going to leave it unchallenged.

Ha! He did the yank and that guy yanked right back!

World leaders are on to him. This is his handshake with the president of Turkmenistan the other day:

A hand buzzer would be astounding.

Contrast this with the inevitable make-out session Macron and Trudeau will be having shortly.

I hope all world leaders start to troll him with handshake shenanigans.