That is some Looney Toons shit right there.

Yeah, my first thought was juvenile. But my second thought was a juvenile.

That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.

Did you know scallops can swim??

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

That’s definitely a geoduck.

Here’s the speech Leahy gave today on Comey’s firing. Spread the word!

The were just yelling “Boo-etsy, Boo-etsy”*.

DeVos would later ask during her speech, “Have you ever heard of multi level marketing?”

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

It’s not a album. It’s a horror game. Your boss has committed treason and you are surrounded by spineless shitweasels hellbent on enabling him so’s they can get that presidential signature on the legislation they want. You try to leave, but the airlines overbook your seat and send goons to assault you if you try to…

According to CNN, Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Spicer’s deputy) will be handling all White House press briefings for the rest of the week due to Spicer’s Naval Reserve commitment. Should Melissa McCarthy be worried about her ongoing SNL cameos?

“Say hello to my little friend!!!” is something he says to Ivanka every night while Jared is plugged into a wall socket recharging and on screen saver.

Oh heavens no. We’ll all remember this time. This is the point in history that everyone will refer to as “Going full Trump.” When you’re just buying time because you know you’re fucked. This is a thing now. Its happening.

Maybe the boyshorts will fit you more like the boybriefs? It might be something to try... 🤔

Maybe the boyshorts will fit you more like the boybriefs? It might be something to try... 🤔

Breitbard, but same diff...

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

and of course, most republican voters aren’t really going to hear about it...

Video of the Cornyn exchange, with a lovely flashback added for extra juicy context...