I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

The gay spirits will rise from the corpses and haunt the funeral home forever with festive parties and a keen fashion sense.

“...co-owner Henrietta Brewer told the nursing home they don’t “deal with their kind.”

Or “You Just Don’t Under-Sand Me.”

Sad Max....I’m dying! haha.

I actually like this one where he is crying, but I’m heartless.

I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

Sorry Brad, sculpting + matcha + lighting fires = midlife crisis

Very Kim K.

Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.

Who dressed him? Mad Max’s grampa?

I’m screaming. This is amazing.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

HAHAHAHA! Omg! This is horrible!!!!

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

I watched her speak today. She looked poised, made self-deprecating jokes, referenced facts, and used words above a 3rd grade reading level.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.

This is all I can say right now: