Oh Rush, you dick. You tiny little heartless limp dick. I could almost feel sorry for you except you are worthless vomitorium of a soulcrushed bigot who still is trying to win mommy's love and beat her into submission. The giant roaring noise you hear is all of us with a brain getting ready to run your tinkertoy…

May the time together be spent realizing there is no more potent or powerful job in the world than being a loving spouse. And, with that realization, the flaming honesty of knowing a love so deep and true that to take time away from each other, even if drawn to the flame of vanity in the name of "service", would kill…

He inspired 21? He doesn't just hang out at Forever 21? Really?

I like "Cewt' better. It's less flowery and reminds me his age.

I lose a shoe, I fall down and look like an idiot. Meryl Streep loses a shoe - Colin Firth runs and gets it and puts it back on and then, THEN seals the deal with a kiss. Quantumly physically thinking - my parallel universe life better be kicking ass and taking names.

I almost, ALMOST got through an entire day outside of my home without adding anyone to my "reasons to hate humanity" list. Thanks Suffolk County BOE - you officially made my day suck.

I agree with The Stand. As for your veggie crockpot - crush four cloves of garlic. Put 1/2 cup of olive oil in pot with the garlic. As that heats, cut up some carrots, onions, celery and parsnips. When all are cut, place in crockpot, add some rosemary, salt and pepper and 1 cup white wine. Allow all of this to…

That was the one that made me go "OOHHHH, yes please"

The only reason to get married was so you could/should/would have many babies. Every sex without babies is unsuccessful sex. So, I've only had successful sex twice.

Well, I actually have a mom who makes homemade chocolate covered rum balls. She slides me one or two every so often when I'm good.

I am seriously thankful for that site.

This EXACT statement was what I said in my head while reading the article.

2 new pairs of shoes; a dinner of left-overs that was truly as yummy as the original meal; bed - enough happytrons to blissfully tuck myself in under clean sheets.

....slow clap.....and now I'm standing in awe....

Never again will I participate in the Walk For A Cure. Never again will I spend my money to support anything the Komen foundation lends its name to. To honor the struggle my mother and two sisters had with breast cancer, I will donate money to other foundations/research organizations supporting women's health issues.

I'm pretty sure Kim meant to type "Bibles Tudy" which is going to be an off-shoot of Dash specializing in gold and gem encrusted bibelots by their cousin from Tudy, a small but fashionable village in Armenia. I could be wrong - but what if I'm not???!!!

go see "The Artist". Go. GO NOW. And eat quiet snacks.

Took my best friend out for her birthday today - I told her to pick out anything she wanted at the thrift store and she got two fabulous sweaters then we had an excellent lunch and drove around places where we never get to go. Tonight, quesadilla on the couch and Eddie Izzard on the Netflix. And, I'm in the lead on…

Maurice Sendak and I have the same NPR internet radio!!!!!

me too!!!! not the diet part, just the cake wanting part.