And eat chocolates. Lots of lovely chocolates.

Glenn Close and Henry Winkler are adorable in seventeen different ways.

Pssshhh....There have been boys at my elementary school sporting these for almost ten years. I am also fond of the rat tail/bun combo and the bun/braids combo. I think it can be adorables on little ones.

While I appreciate the intent of Wikileaks to be a beacon of light in a muddy world, Assange is two wives and a mistress from being Newt-erd.

But I'm with Stefon!!!

They hate him. The people who don't like him, just don't not like him - they HATE him. And they hate him because he's thoughtful, educated, long-seeing and as opposite of them in every way shape and form they recognize as "RIGHTFUL" holders of power. And these people will seek every opportunity to belittle him,…

I know this is stupid but I want Bruce Willis to come back and make it all better for Demi. I know this is stupid as well but I want to fucking backhand the surgically immobile sides of Bruce Jenner's face. You don't go to college to get a job motherfucker - you go to get an education.

Do not worship any Golden Corrals before me.

This is the only audio book I own. I really don't need any others. I wish I could play it at a PTA meeting.

Maleficent is the best dressed Evil Queen in all of fairytale history.

Cris Cristie wears panties? And she told everybody??? Bitch!

Cris Cristie wears panties? And she told everybody??? Bitch!

Cris Cristie wears panties? And she told everybody??? Bitch!

I love this. but my computer is failing me and it won't let me upload the Shawty version of the State of the Union. Wait, it's not my computer it's me. *hanging head in shame*

This will forever be my example of bringing a gun to a knife fight.

honey barbecue beef, pepper jack, kale and potato frittata, banana walnut chocolate chip coffee cake, egg sald and laundry. Another Saturday winds down and we're watching the original "Journey to the Center of the Earth". I have spent the day in my pajamas either on the couch, kitchen or basement. The only cloud on…

Well, think - you try to avoid what they seem to get from each other. So, you've self-excluded and they seem to be on board with that. Do you really want their drama? Especially if they seem to revolve around a Queen Bee. You didn't mention what it was about them them that you did like, just what is what you don't…

Ah, the 90's version with a super young Joseph Gordon-Levitt as David Collins!

The only thing I like better than these graphics are the maps with moving arrows that show action in WWII. Like in the Muppet Movie when, to save time, they travel by "map"!

I have decided to only eat foods right out of the package. This should eliminate the problem. And, to be on the safe side, I will also shun all utensils. Forks and spoons make it too easy to stuff my face.