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I breathe in the exhaust of her car and thank the maker for freedom!

COTD!

I wish "Lesser Baldwins" was a band.

I worked with a woman who advised me to get Botoxed in the that spot because "everyone thinks you're mad at them but I know it's just because you're old". She was wrong slightly - I wasn't mad at everyone, usually it was just her.

Just saw "The Raven" with TeenQueenBias. She thought it was really clever. I thought it was overwrought with a couple of charming John Cusack moments. Then we went to a diner and discussed her prom issues with the boyfriend. And with just enough arguing to make it a lovely mother-daughter outing.

Good people use technology as tool; Tools use technology for no good.

Yes, a million times. And how sad is it that we all know at least one person like this?

Well, to be fair, there was that time of clawing the antique wood and disconnecting the wireless router by chasing invisible mulligans behind the desk.

All I can think of whenever I think of reality tv is the series that Nicole Kidman is the network executive for in the remake of "The Stepford Wives" called "I Can Do Better!". That movie is a completely underrated gem. The writing is excellent, the direction is quick and clever. It stars Kidman, Matthew Broderick,…

You made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Oh,oh,oh - Old Spice Guy and Sauza Fireman need to be in cage match.

I judge you worthy.

Thank you God, Universe and Nature for Yoko and Johnny Weir.

I know everyone has a story and everyone makes choices. I know that no life isn't without its challenges which are very real, even if they are so different or remote from your own personal experience that you might not judge them of worth. But here's what curdles my milk - my mom and dad both worked. They worked…

Mom? Mom?!? Is this why she doesn't answer my calls????

I was diagnosed at stage four because of the size of the my tumor and where it was located. But, I'm here and kicking (and screaming usually) almost five years later - so, I'm hoping he's getting the same great care I had so he can have the same positive results. Even someone who's lived their lives as a royal prick…

My forward moving twins, Scion and Impreza, are fingerpainting their way to early acceptance at Brown even as we speak

What has been wonderful about his work is how completely he gives the story over to the characters. I watched Buffy and Angel on Netflix with my daughter which led to lots of discussion about gender identity, having a purpose and dealing with how change shapes your expectations of your ability to make your potential…

The only thing worse than the chafing is the itch and burning of the healing afterwards.