I judge you to be CORRECT!

Wow - Bristol and Levi are still screwing each other. Context is almost everything.

Bananagrams, roaring fire, wine and fado. I also have a fridge filled with many yummy things. The only sad part of this is that my vacation ends on Monday!

Help around the house was amazingly, gratefully received by me after the each Little Bias was born. Also, different sized diapers (and coupons for diapers) from the Sunday papers. I was also always delighted when someone would come and sit during the baby's nap time so I could just go out and walk outside by myself…

Must read for meaning - I thought this said "Jessica Simpson Sells Christians Laboutins Knockoffs. That seemed kind of mean.

Dolly Parton is class and sass. I love that woman.

Damon Lindelof was palate cleanser for that set of tweets.

I believe that, for too many police departments, "reasonable" might be like "porn" - they recognize when they decide they've seen it.

Popcorners are fucking amazing. I bought four bags of them and gave three of them as gifts so I could pull people into their evil, delicious web.

I eagerly await tonight's episode of Once Upon A Time. As uneven as the story is, tonight has Barbara Hershey as Evil Queen Regina's mom. Which means great costumes and lots of arched eyebrows and besmirked, hellacious mouths. I am most excited!

When you know that those awful things that your parents/grown-ups used to do for you have to be done by you without bitching because now it's your responsibility. Among these things I include paying bills, planning ahead, worrying about health care and dealing with holidays.

When I sit down, and look around - is there anything non-removable that is fiercely irritating to me? Does the wait staff act like they are good at their job AND like doing it? Is the noise level forcibly raised by music, tv and shouting?

If I Fell

I enjoy doing this on a regular basis. I do like the Garnier and L'Oreal. Here's my trick - don't wash your hair for two or three days before you color. If it's your first time - do the test they tell you to on the directions. Leave your color in for the full time and make sure you use all of the color - soak your…

We're getting these catalogs as my daughter prepares for prom. The stores where you go to buy/pick-up dresses offer a REGISTRY so that NO ONE ELSE at your prom has on YOUR dress. Now, this only works if everyone you know goes to the same store. But, to try and keep the prom humiliation to a minimum, each store…

Yay!

One of my most favoritest things ever is a picture of Little Bias dancing with her shadow. This is such an awesome moment with your kid! It's the kind of memory you force yourself to recall when you're waiting up for them when they've blown off curfew and come in smelling like weed.

Can someone please post the pictures of the cupcakes made in egg cups to look like hard boiled eggs? I am a major picture post failure. I think they are at Tablespoon.com

Dick Tupperware? Damn, is there yet another Republican candidate for President?

These are the most " what in the FUCK" were they thinking shoes I have seen.