Please don't ever stop giving me my Tweetbeat.

Jason Statham - big stick of honey. Why, yes I would like some of that. Thank you.

Well, remembering way back when, I always felt like giving a good blowjob gave me a sense of great control. Doing this well always made me feel extremely powerful!

I TOTALLY PREDICTED BRIAN STOKES MITCHELL ALMOST A YEAR AGO!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a gleek, but this call makes me INSANE WITH JOY. AAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I really like him.

Thanks for making me do a spit-take!

After a serious illness (surgeries and multiple chemo treatments), my sex life has been decimated. We've been married almost thirty years and I miss having the ability to enjoy having a joyful romp. The nerve damage is most likely never going to heal :(

We've got the fire going, getting popcorn ready, daughter dressed in her Danny Woodhead jersey and, unfortunately, I drank the last LandShark lager in the house last night. I am probably better off just having water because the fire is BLASTING heat.

I sense a "surprise" coming together of Madonna and Lady Gaga at the Superbowl next month!!!

Sassy Eve Hamilton; Sugar Belle Hoover; kindly Elizabeth Pierce

Please explain to me why/how you found enjoyment in "The Happening". I loves me a great crappy movie (Armageddon, Volcano), trees are the killers? Really? Trees???

There is a a newly constructed area where reporters can stand. With a good lens, you are close enough to get a view of the rose garden but the actual path in front of the oval office is not open territory. These look to be White House photographs because you have to be pretty damn close and approved to be at the…

Tom Leher - hooray! Check out "Vatican Rag" and "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" if you enjoyed this. Daniel Radcliffe, can you possibly be any more adorable???? Please marry my daughter. I don't have the ego to pull a Bryan Ferry and marry you myself.

Can I change my name to "Vagina of Doom"? At the very least, can't some EuroTrash Faux Goth band be named that?

And WIN!

chocolate zinfandel, custard tart and "Once Upon A Time". I like my Sunday night very much.

Okay, so I think these will work as cookie truffles. Cookie truffles you say? Take any complete package of crisp cookies. Smash them up to crumbles and dust. Take said crumbles and dust and mix with cream cheese. Roll into truffle balls and place in fridge for at least an hour. In the microwave melt chocolate…

I'm 51 and I read these books with my 17 year old. We both liked them a great deal. My older sister and her early twenties daughter recommended them to us because they loved them. My daughter thought the reminded her of "The Uglies" series. The first book by far is the best. The second book is good. The final…

I so want one of these!

As an indoor cat owner, I've never been comfortable with my cats running arouind outside but for quite a few cat neighbors, they let them roam free. I've only ever had one cat that absolutely had to go out and she just wanted to hang out on the stones behind the house when it was sunny. As soon as the temperature…

We have incredibly odd neighbors who take other people's cats. They are against cats being let out (we live on a fairly quiet street with thickets and wild space between houses). They only return the cats if the cat gets sick under their inside the house only care. And, you only find out that they've taken them…