Huntsman can't be the nominee because he'd have to take on a batshit crazy nutjob teabagger to balance the ticket and appeal to the rabid, festering racists who don't understand why people would be upset with the Zombie Obama suffering a headshot poster given to us from the Louden County Virginia GOP.

I LOVE Serena and Venus Williams. Who among us hasn't screwed over a sibling when you were younger and still haven't owned it?

My sister sings for her church. She noticed that she was having trouble hitting certain notes or maintaining a level of volume without her throat feeling sore. She finally was referred to a specialist who identified squamous (sp?) cancer cells growing on her vocal chords. According to the doctor, the only reason…

Oh, so pretty....Happy Halloween!!

And, THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, please. Great marketer? Absofuckinglutely. Asshole to many? True that. Inspiring? Yes to that as well. Exploiter of underpaid foreign workers and job uncreator to many here in the US? And, yes to that as well.

Ah, and they all shop at Mr. Pinky's in Baltimore, Hon...

Dave Navarro and Keith Olbermann. *sigh*....

The voices in my head are screaming at Lea to "Shut Up Shut UP SHUT UP"

Did anyone else watch "Once Upon A Time..." last night? I'll keep watching because I completely fell under the spell of the actor who plays Henry and the actor playing Rumplestiltskin.

Whenever I see quotes from Lea Michele, all of the voices in my head that can't usually agree on anything yell "Shut UP Shut UP Shut UP" in beautiful harmony in her direction.

Bought my kitties a flat clawing toy embedded with catnip. They take turns fighting with it and sleeping on it. I am a good mommy.

I thought of Charlie on LOST and any emo band singer...

My daughter and I enjoyed a feast from our new Mexican/Roasted Chicken place only five minutes away. Quesadillas, salsa that is SOOOOOO GOOD, plantains, rice and beans. We ordered enough for lunch tomorrow and a midnight snack for Mr. Bias when he gets back home from attending to business.

Damn. I used the third floor early 20th century bathroom when I was there. Sure, I experienced relief but I was not aesthetically stimulated. There is a lovely wood panelled, marble tiled restroom on the first floor of the Smithsonian Castle. There all of my physical and higher level needs are met.

hahahhahahahaha....thank you.

I always used the "Girlfriend", "Life Crisis" and "Invisible" staging.

She has a job - her job is to be a sideshow. Apparently, this pays well enough for her to continue doing whatever it is she feels like doing. There are enough stupid party people with money who bring her places in case something stupid happens and they have a story to tell about "that time they (went to Vegas, went…

Hey - I'm drinking OJ and coconut rum right now!!! And I bought brandy and Irish Cream stuff on my way home. And Thai food!!!

I'm not going to watch any Muppet movies or tv shows to prepare. I will simply start listening non-stop to my Muppets and John Denver Christmas CD in 3...2...1...