Isn't the K dynasty on E! the pantheon that all the Toddler and Tiara moms aspire to?

I couldn't listen fully to the rest of the "interview" because that word just stuckified itself into the brainage section of my bodificatory homageinator.

Nothing else I read, see or hear today will make me me laugh as hard or make as much sense as this statement. Your resplendent bitchossity is my new god.

I wasn't paying close attention and for a moment thought that Chris wasn't playing the victim because he was making a chicken pot pie. Then I used my big girl reading skills to, you know, read it over and felt all kinds of stupid. But, I feel better knowing that no matter how stupidly I might misconstrue something…

The cute is strong with this one.

After living in Maryland for almost thirty years (the only home my children have ever known), I still refer to New England as home. My parents have never lived beyond seven miles from where they were born. My mom still sees my move here as temporary.

I'm Fleming Bias and I endorse Jaina's message. Fabio is Fabio and that's just what's so awesomely fun about him.

You run around under cameras with no makeup and see how "trustworthy" and "healthy" you look after multiple standups and sitdowns. I'd say this was money well spent. And, if it came out of contributions and not the treasury, what's the issue?

Oh Church Lady....

Is it too obvious to go for the fact that Mr. Hardware is obviously a tool? Yes? Sorry....

That was SO what I first thought! Hearted!

My husband does this too. On him, not so cute.

This was on Amazing Race several seasons ago - they trained one of the partners and sent them into the ring against one of the ladies. They had to not get killed and last for three minutes. Wrasslin' sometimes looks like fun.

Just as you cannot slap the ugly or stupid out of someone, you cannot slap "the gay" out either. Perhaps, I could move to MN and set up my own clinic. I shall call it, "The I'll Take Your Insurance/Medicare/Cash Counseling Center". All will be welcome.

Reading Helena Bonham Carter's quote will put the Bellatrix/Weasley conflict in a new light for me. Can't wait for the movie!

So have I! The folks on the airplane didn't appreciate my giggles when I was flying home on Saturday.

My son comes home from the Navy after his first deployment. Safe and sound!

Can anyone offer advice/insight on how much fun/challenge it is to master creating bento box lunches? Also, I am really enjoying reading Mennonite in a Little Black Dress by Rhoda Janzen. And I am eating M & M's. Sunday is a wonderful day.

It was all cuteness until I accidentally scrolled down and was all "AHHHh!!!!!!!!! BOOO!" by Bryan Cranston's direct at my soul stare...

Packing to take a trip home. Heads up from my big sis on how my dad is deteriorating physically and mentally. The doctor has just started him on anti-depressants. He just turned 79. I am looking forward to spending some time with him.