I agree with this.

Regret is like trying to give advice to your 16, 22, 32 etc. old self from a position of knowing what you know now. Guess what? You can't. So, as we cannot time travel, Regret should take its place next to Shoulda, Woulda and Coulda on the purgatorial couch.

Vaginal Processing will be the name of my production company when I win the lottery. And I will design a tattoo for my children that says "Another Quality V P Production! I also see a line of T-shirts "Shh, vaginal production in process!" and "Marginally Vagina-ly Processed" to be stamped on baseball caps worn by…

Ummm.....no.

If you've got two hours (and some change) to kill, view his chat with Kevin Pollack (I think the web address is kevinpollackchatroom but I forgot to save the actual link). It's a really good conversation. I loves him a lot as well.

Aww..They've been "longing" to go there. I'm not going to "want" anything anymore - I'm just going to be "longing" for it.

Can we all agree to spell "fauxpology" from now on as "FOXpology"? It would make me happy.

I am so not going to comment on Ann Coulter but now will go watch 101 Dalmations instead!

"...you can get money wrong, but you can't get life wrong." I am not wanting to blow my own horn here, but I KNOW I am not a stupid person. And yet, I cannot figure out what this means expecially when partnered with the front end of the sentence about having foster kids. I guess it means someone should tell me…

Mark Halperin has always impressed me as being a self-righteous, self-important douchecanoe. And now, I have more proof than just his smarmy eyebrow raising and snotty tone. Really - you thought a hot mic and a dump button always work together? Really?!? I'm betting the board operator/producer really doesn't like…

I love the Belzer puppet - and the Meloni puppet is puppet hotness defined.

Do you realize how often we refer to Pennywise for the ultimate in scary fucking shit? I blame you Stephen King for everything terrifying in the world - and that includes everything ever endorsed by Fox News.

Thanks for 'splaining that to me Bristol. Now, explain why stupid women who want to be President act that way because, you know, your mom did it first.

I hope they're registered at Pottery Barn!

Yay! I'd like to thank foolish-rain, David Merrick, all the members of the voting academy and Dr.Ruth for making this possible. I'd thank Soulja Boy but then he'd think he slept with me.

I'm pretty sure Dr. Ruth's advice is a solid to all the white women who may sleep with Soulja Boy

Velvet's homepage is full of her wonderful photography - she has a great eye for line and color. Take the time to check it out if you've never seen her work.

Dear Tina,

[youtu.be] I cannot embed videos except the scene with Tom Jones from Mars Attacks! would make sense here.

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