I would like to announce that this cake has just turned me into a Team Cake supporter. Sure, I'll still eat pie when offered but I won't go looking for it no more.

On the news this morning, a pundit was being asked if there is enough room for Bachmann and Palin in the Republican debate. I turned to Mr. FlemingBias and asked, "I didn't hear them question whether or not there was enough room for white male entitled douches in the Republican party Race To The Top." As much as I…

Tim Curry is the puppetmaster of the GOP...

tomsomething - you're my new hero.

Chris Wallace from Fox not Chris Matthews from MSNBC/NBC

And that was the cherry on my lovely Sunday sundae!

I'm reminded of the Craig Ferguson line, "Does something need to be said?" "Do I need to say it?" "Do I need to say it now?" In the time it takes you to process those questions, you should be over the rabid dogness of the moment.

Hey, mine fit into a Pho bowl!! Can I haz the win?

I'm preparing for this by having AOL J-Pop preprogrammed on my internet radio.

So, I'm all happy about this because Whitey is rat bastard and he has killed at least 19 people, including two ex-girlfriends of his former murder buddy. He strangled them and pulled out their teeth as well as chopped off their fingers to keep the bodies from being identified. He can't get to hell fast enough.

Why can't I get my highlights, lowlights, undertone and all over color just like Katey Sagal? I'd have to pay zillions of dollars instead of just getting one box? Never mind...

Argh- he looks like Hugh Grant's slightly more deviant half-brother.

I love Weird Al and I love how he's a funny son of a bitch while being an awesome musician.

I cannot tell you how many students we have at school who try tasting it just to see if it tastes good. Ick.

I hate that Fox presents itself as not the mainstream. It is repugnant and evil but it is the mainstream.

Hangin' with your kids is awesome. Except, usually, it's called parenting.

I think this is the best advice in the world. After all, if I'm rich, I'm not planning to pick up aftermyself, cook or drive. Noblesse oblige.

I read it to my sixteen year old on her last night of school this year. She enjoyed the pictures and the text. They're just so precious at that age - you want to make sure you match the book to the child.

I'm just going to change "Palin Family" to "Manson Family" in my head from now on.

But, if we don't write in strip club scenes then really hot chicks can't be on the set for us to impress? And, if there are no hot chicks on the set, then we might have to really write with an eye toward character development. And, if we have to do that, then we'd have to really consider what good dialog is and how…