This, THIS has made this otherwise insufferably long and horrid day worth living through. Thank you God for this book and for Samuel L. Jackson. Now, I smile.

Go see Super 8 if you have a chance to ditch out to a fun movie. Worth the time and the popcorn.

This is good - Mitchum for Ladies is unscented and will dry you up faster than sitting across from Newt Gingrich during a speed dating cattle call.

Go to the Natural History Museum at Harvard and see the Glass Flowers. Do a little checking into it online - the story behind these incredible pieces of art/science is amazing.

Baltimore's HONFest - Lots of beehives, lots of food, lots of general good feelings. I had a nice day yesterday. Today, lots of cooking, lots of cleaning, lots of getting ready for this week. I can't wait for next week when I go on vacation!!!

Is she your mentor teacher? Or is she supervising your lesson as part of your practicum? Some ideas —-

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All my friends say, "So Chloe!" - all the haters, "Soooooooo, Chloe?"

I get sad when I think Coco will someday be old enough to pee every time she coughs.

Artistic Integrity: My Ass in Full View.

But,but...then my children might be bullied from by less affluent assholes!!! And those people would be strangers!!! The horror!

Just because you have a dick and hold public office, shouldn't make you act like one.

"Salt" was badass.

Lonely Boy is an awesome song. Thanks for the music Andrew.

Cloonock sound like a Roger Cormanesque alien name. "Cloonock, tell your leaders we mean no harm!"

Hmmm....Bullock and Clooney - Bullooney, Clock, Bollocks...no, it's not working for me. Sorry kids, you'll have to stay just good friends.

I wish I could embed the video of the dad swearing in "A Christmas Story". Cursing is an art form and it releases tension. I cannot be held responsible for it creating tension in others. They just need to get the fuck over it.

YES! I cannot tell you how many times we've had chaperones on our elementary school field trips do something completely off the rails regarding common sense. On our last school field trip to Philly for our fifth grade, we had a parent leave the trip to take the kids shopping at Macy's because "Well, I don't like…

How is she not crawling across that glass abyss to drag him down under the seats??? She keeps dropping her eyes down as if to break the spell.

Shhh....shhh....she'll go away soon, it's just really bad, bad dream....