Boy, I really hate how cringeworthy the headline for this post has just enough entendre to incite troll reaction on Gawker.

I live a couple of hundred miles away. It keeps the harmony relatively harmonious.

So, if I wanted to trade Mr. Bias for a newer model, whilst out trolling the local watering hole I would have to say things like, "You would be the best hung man here if you just wore pants that fit?" or, "A guy with an ass like yours shouldn't be hiding it under a long jacket?" or "I bet your baby face suits you…

My mom will like this movie. My sister will curse all the heathens who don't like this movie and then she'll pray for their damned souls. And then she'll buy my daughter a copy and my son a copy so that they can see some "honest" entertainment.

I am giving you an invisible cupcake and an internet hug for that comment.

It would be like a Gallagher show except the only thing exploding would be awesomeness.

Or, there are branches in the evolutionary chain - I'm going to map this one back to Josephine Baker for outrageousness, Loretta Lynn for honesty in lyrics, Aretha Franklin for soul and Grace Slick for rock. They will, in various DNA codes, have been mothers to Dolly, Grace Jones, Gaga, Madonna, Katy Perry, Tori…

Gawd Almighty, I'd love to see Gaga and Dolly together. Showstoppers and true musicians. They'd fit together soooooo well. I'm sending all of the good thoughts that Yoko encourages me to keep and share toward this intention.

This sounds fucking amazing!

I have a wonderful friend who hosts a BBQ every July 4th. She is a hardcore veggie person but loves to cook and has much meat of excellent quality available (her hubby is a meatatarian) and bakes wonderfully decadent desserts. You two sound like sisters separated at birth.

Halfway and Done!

There is a sandwich you can buy in a can

Was this supposed to be a special holiday douchetard edition of Tweetbeat? Bret AND Michael Lohan? Am I supposed to be satisfied now? You've got me craving Spenser Pratt, Charles in Chachi charge and The Hoff....

Wade on Steven, wade on - wade until their dreams come true......I'm sure that You Don't Want To Miss A Thing but I'd watch my back just in case Janie's Got a Gun.

I don't know why but every time I am awed by her resplendency, I shudder and think "Marillyn Manson? Really? Damn girl...."

No Nestor love here???? C'mon people - NESTOR!!!!! Richard from LOST?????? GUYLINER?????????? *sigh*

I want Silver Kane to make an appearance during the endtimes for All My Children.

I don't care about the personal stuff, but I just want to point out that anyone who thinks of themselves as "potentially president" is, on some level, a wanker of tremendous gall. That includes ALL past, current and future candidates for the job. Even the most capable, most intelligent, most organized and thoughtful…

The church is still giving the bishops the authority be the ultimate arbiter in these cases. If a priest confesses the sin to his bishop, the bishop is given the authority, regardless of the location or, as the piece states "reality" of the local laws or governenance. So, if it happens in Lincoln,Nebraska - that…

I have been loving Mike Rowe since he was a spokesperson on QVC many, many years ago - when we used to have cable before it became too expensive.