@imitate_the_sun: Thanks - I'm trying to space them out so that I won't be all radiation and dye.

@IndigoCharm: sounds like a Steven King novel "The Cats of the Gravel Pit"

And now I want to watch "Down With Love" again.

Today I made feta cheese dip, panko breaded turkey tenders, scotch bonnet sloppy joes and red cabbage chopped slaw. I managed to avoid all my housework and the papers I have to grade. And now the mister is cooking chicken korma. And I have a cat asleep on my lap. I will hold this feeling over the next couple of…

@haughtytotty: I always do the "strolling the streets of New York with imaginary perfect boyfriend discussing how to save the world with our pure and honest love and the superpowers we keeps secret from everyone else"

I don't care about Chelsea and Mark - I just want to work at The Improper now.

@mamabigdog: this is the most sensible and respectful dialog to have. A four year old will understand "not now because..". When the inevitable "but when?" question comes, you get to set the time and place.

@lalie (apologetic mess): I would like to sidenote here that I am now and will forever be against whoever made the stupid rule against wishing for more wishes. That's just mean. If you can grant wishes, then, what's your issue?

@Rare Affinity: but i don't want to have the same position in sex for five years..oh wait, never mind.

I still believe the answer to this is "yes". I prefer money, chocolates or sex instead of being broke, lonely or hungry.

hmmm...she's all into those Manx rapscallions now...well, she's got enough tail for two.

People want to make money. Public schools use money. Someone thinks, "Wow, I wish I could get me some of that pie....hmmmm."

@Gingerlyyours marshmallow eater: Yay..new screensaver!!!

@Canoehead: Hernias - Hollywood's heartbreaking secret! The more you know...

Re: Tracy Morgan - if you don't want a dick related answer, don't ask someone a jack-off question.

@marciax3: I think some people have to think carefully. It can appear that they are simply repeating canned/memorized responses but it is really a way of protecting the time the need to have in order to process to their satisfaction. And because everyone else can seem to be going lickety-split, they keep their…

So I'm the only person who read the headline as "Wednesday Morning STFU Quarterbacking"? It made so much sense with the picture of the proud congresswoman.

@daisyhalfwit: it's kind of specialty. There's something about the D list I hold dear.

As a lapsed Catholic with no organized religious desire, these hats (and the celery colored dress in #5) are almost enough to make me walk back to Jesus. Except, I don't think he wants me if I just want him to tell me I look good.

@daisyhalfwit: Oh my sweet Jesus, YES!!! I live for the day when Morgan Fairchild, Carrot Top and Boston Rob all find out that they were a) a london pickpocket accused of being Jack the Ripper b)a streetwalker killed by Jack the Ripper and c)Jack the Ripper