How much drinking was done in order to inspire this idea? I understand that it is completely acceptable when it is for science!

Away me to the Cutemobile! I must now deal with my baby hat-hair!

@resplendent.bitch: You know, people say that kids today don't have what it takes to do the work required to be a champion. But I would hope that any future forward looking Crazy Attention Whores keep these two women front and center as icons. I'm not an emotional nutjob but goddammit, their commitment makes me want…

She's crazy sauce over a self-entitled sponge cake. She has Palinified herself.

She's looking kinda...tired. She's looking sorta...cornered. She's trying really hard not to ....fade.

I have never felt more compelled to announce to anyone who felt insulted "Boo Fucking Hoo". Thank you.

@la.donna.pietra: we just had this conversation at work this week. A young man in our community had been in a coma since a December car accident. He passed away last week. I stated I hoped that he had been able to be a donor because he had been a runner and was in perfect health before his accident. A co-worker…

If the "Bitch, Please" face contest does not command the same kind of commitment and energy that the Pie Vs. Cake bracket created then life, as I love it, is no longer worth living.

@girlwithoutahero: If I'm one of the first five hundred souls, do they cut one of the payments of 49.99?

@Devonna: when Two and a Half Men is beamed to my house Live from Lincoln Center THEN it will be a Great Performance.

I don't have cable ($$$) so I've never watched Jersey Shore but I've always enjoyed Snooki because she seemed to be having fun just dicking around with her pals. I'm sorry that it's gotten so big that, on the one hand, you don't want to give up the opportunity to ride the wave but on the other hand, eventually, you…

@jebaker: please be my new best friend.

@SunburnedCounsel: ahahahahaha...she's half-Rachel, half Finn!

why do you make me cry? I loved this wedding - I feel bad I was invited and didn't get them a gift.

Awww...SandRy - a kindler, gentler Brangelina for our new decade.

@ChrysocollaI thought it was just me. I loved everything about the idea of the book but reading it was tortuous. The musical is awesome though.

I am sorry that a lunatic is after Ms. Palin and I am glad that our legal system is working to protect her. I am sure that the FBI is aware of the threat and will protect her.

@YoungBayardRustin: thank you.

Honor

My husband suggests the title "America's Evil Princess" be her official title.