@Morwynn: Try the veal - no wait...

@SorayaShirin: Hats!

I hope they do get married. I hope that they go live a quiet married life somewhere where he makes intricate handmade clocks and she gardens with a passion giving the extra produce to the food pantry and the flowers to elderly people in need some sweetness. In other words, I hope they fall off the face of the known…

I would also find it awkward to live in the same house with a husband and a boyfriend. I believe this is technically known as "WTF were you thinking and, whatever it was, you were being really stupid."

@Mrs. Napoleon: Your restraint is ladylike and admirable. I wouldn't have had the balls to stop myself.

Clearly the creators of "FlashForward" are getting their revenge for being cancelled. I also suspect M. Night Shamalayan is behind this in some way as well because of how awful we all thought The Happening was.

@NunsHavingFun (FeministH): It seems like a perfect theme for a double-album.

@I'm Ron Burgundy?: Hah! And, I watched your movie today because I was all depressed. Scotch, scotch, scotch....

2011 will not be your bitch if you continue to smash open pinatas that hold NO FUCKING CANDY OR TOYS! What the hell girl?

@Gnatalby: Damn this spellcheck! Thank you for correcting it.

Call me when it's Brooke Mueller and Ryan Seacrest making out in a booth at Dan Tana's during a filming of "Oh -K", my name for Khloe and Lamar's tv show. Also, in the same very special episode,Joe Jonas should be caught secretly canoodling Kristen Stewart while Robert Pattinson is entertaining Kendall and Kylie at…

@Miss Suka: someone's gonna party like it's 1999

Not that I'm all jonesing for LOST but, doesn't Joel Madden look all Charlie Pace in that photo? He has that "Guys, where are we?" face.

You say, "intellectual sex kitten"; I say, "Smart Bitch" and head away from your dealership.

@mamabigdog: but it CANNOT star Keira Knightly.

*sigh*....and back to the laundry.....

I think about what I'm going to have for supper when my yoga teacher has us all settled in shavasana. Every damn time.

@voteforme: Now I have the voice of Dan Ackroyd in my head saying, "Emily, you ignorant slut!"

@LaComtesse: I found the margaritas to be essential to the evening. But, that might just be me.

@LaComtesse: Beautiful to look at; Jeff Bridges is both over the top and muted at the same time. The little girl holds her own and, much as I love him, Matt Damon isn't well-cast. The dialog is quick and compact but gives the audience credit for having a real vocabulary. Worth the big screen time.