I not only want this - I am inspired to make it. Except it needs my homemade cranberry cherry orange relish and my sage and nutmeg gravy.

and having a sibling who died of leukemia wasn't motivation enough to support stem cell research? But a foetus in a jar is?

@CrackedEg: Dear Em, Illness of any kind is a horrible thing and you have my sympathy and support in your struggle to deal and be he althy.

@Mary Ratliff: Yes, Yes and Yes. Metro mangaged today HORRIBLY! Despite some Metro folks on the platforms being helpful, mosty looked horribly put out at the throngs of folks and were downright rude.

@gladiatrix, formerly the Happy Hydrozoan: If you have to go to a grave, do not wear open toe shoes because the ground will be loose and you should keep your heels as low as possible.

@yogagrrl: depends. Does your effectiveness at work depend on them being effective? Then, you need to document specific instances of how they are keeping the work from being done.

Okay - who would be the dream panel of celebrity judges for this event? I nominate Bristol Palin, Michelle Bachman, Michelle Malkin, that Gretchen troll from Faux and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Male judges would be that kid from Growing Pains whose the "Left Behind" fanatic, Mel Gibson, Newt Gingrich and Perez Hilton.

I'm kinda wishing Charlie Sheen was cast as Charles Manson. He's got the crazy down pat.

hahahahaha...thank you Michael Ian Black. I wish I were holding hands with Steven Fry ambling along Privet Drive checking over my shoulder for stray Dementers.

I hate the days when I read something that just makes me fucking hate people even more than I usually do.

@slf72: yummy and easier

@Little Green Frog: I like to add a beaten egg and some chopped green onions to the potato. A little cheese does't hurt either. Mis it up, flour each side lightly and place into a hot pan with some vegetable oil. Brown until crispy, turn over and make that side nice.

@CapitolaTheMadcap: Augh! I miss my Maine Coon. We had to find him a new home when my son was born. He couldn't stand sharing me with the baby. That was 18 years ago and, believe me, there were times when I wondered if I made the right call.

re: May'dashian - I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You can almost forgive a middle of the night stupid call. The kicker is the "Yeah, I did it and fuck you" ownership of it. Does a Supreme Court Justice really need someone Mama Grizzly-ing for him twenty years after the fact?

I wish Leonard Nimoy was my favorite uncle. Seth, you made me laugh today which is one of the signs of the coming Apocolypse.

No,no,no,no - Keira Knightly is Not Diana-esque. You need an unknown - surround her with lots of expert actors and let her fly. Or, actually, I'd like to see Emma Watson give it a go.

When I was a kid we watched the reruns of "Beaver" every morning before school. When I was undergoing my chemo, I watched "Beaver" every day to cheer me up. Much love goes out to Barbara Billingsley. You were an awesome tv mom.

Ha - Ebert served you Hitch - what is your response!

His winsome eyes are drawing me in.