"It's a man. baby"...

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: I thought her face had been photo-shopped onto a blow-up doll. I wasn't sure if that was intentional.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): He's been my pretend husband for years. My authentic husband, in turn, refuses to watch anything with Matt Damon (well, except for 30 Rock because Tina Fey is his pretend love monkey).

Dolls, murder, John Waters and a lifelong passion long held in check suddenly recognized and honored. This is such an "I'm there" moment for me.

Bucking a norm in high school is ballsy - norms are different everywhere so I applaud them for taking a step toward taking charge.

@Yogs: the classic Grover book at our house was "The Monster At The End Of This Book" which had Grover pleaseding with the reader to not turn the pages because he was scared of monsters. And, of course, the monster at the end was him. In little tiny font he remarkes, "I'm so embarrassed"

Republicantwatwaddleheadedcluc.... Look, I know its a made up word that is redounkulous but if she can spew drivel maybe she'll understand my opinion of her if I phrase it in her language.

Domo origato, Mr. Roboto!

Because music producers don't perform the same task as designers. Rrrriiigghhhtttt......

Republicantwatwits. that's my word for the day.

@Blaise Astra Parker: Why can't I do cross-stitch? I am craft impaired.

First LOST, now this....why is my modern world crashing down around me???

@snacktastic: as a cheese eating surrender monkey, I would salute you if I wouldn't poke my eye out with my rainbow colored flag

costumes, accents, drool-worthy Englishmen and castles...oh my god, I'm getting tingly just typing the list...

What I love about this how professionally capable Serena is. She is as focused as possible but her body language is as relaxed and open as it can be. Good on her!

@pancakes_4_your_face: I pledge to use the word "douchetastic" at least once a day. I know I'll have the opportunity while working and dealing with extended family. Thank you!

I kept my turntable so I could still vinyl out to my Kate. I wish I could embed the video of her from SNL oh so many years ago.

...running to calendar and starting countdown now...

@LucyPevensie: Worse, my husband has sat with me on several occasions and tried to disturb and mock LOST while I'm watching. I question why I let him live...

This cover will be the only reason my husband won't bitch about my subscription to Vanity Fair. He'd eat broken glass for Ms. Cotillard.