I wish Snoop was my cousin.

She's become a new form of undead - when a loved one is killed and there is no accountability for who destroyed their lives.

I see someone in both pictures who seems very comfortable in their skin. I'm weirded out by the idea that there is a "right" or "approved" way to wear your soul.

I love caustic and charming. This make me smize.

I want Gaga to be a corpse on CSI. I will close my eyes and imagine she's on Pushing Daisies instead.

@Cachou: I always pack extra shoes when I go home. My mom will look at my feet as soon as the hugs and kisses are over. She'll wait a few hours and then say something like, "Those look comfortable (or pretty or so well-fitting). I then give them to her to try on. And then, they are hers. I always make sure my…

I want Oprah to give me these gowns.

@SorciaMacnasty: they're in the duct work - I'm saving money and the economy in one fell swoop!

@SorciaMacnasty: I keep a small collection of Republican friends for those times when I need to be the smartest person in the room.

@talithaghetto: I have faith in the ability of children to always find a way past what their parents wish for them. I am purring in delight over the thought of this happening to EH.

@feelingHELLAstabby: Good bye Betty White shooting a gun screensaver - Hello Political Bullshit screensaver!

@AmbivalentAlumna: our hearts have to be big enough to hate everyone who deserves it. It's what makes us human.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck - you soulless bag of flesh. I hope your children grow up healthy and happy. Then, I hope they all vote for Democrats and reject your narrow, ugly point of view.

I HATE SHORTS. YES, I'M SHOUTING.

I love when natural talent and extreme amounts of hard work and a love of what one does equals success. She is a wonder!

If I lived in Delaware, I'd make bumper stickers that said, "I Jack Off and I Vote".

thought bubble, "Oh, look over there. that's shiny! Why does my neck hurt? Did I turn off the iron? Oh, look over there, that's shiny."

@SomeAuthorGirl: and the couch from "Wayne's World"

@Catladypants: My sister sent a note to a friend of my daughter's accusing him of being a stalker and telling him on HIS homepage "If you want her, just ask her out". This would be the aunt she sees once a year who constantly proselytizes them and spews the worst farther than far right crap. My son defriended her…

My kids defriended a my sister after she stepped way out of line commenting on their walls and their friends. There wasn't any pushback because it took that dramatic a move on their part to make her understand how inappropriate she was.